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  • Fast Forward

    Q: Would you ever fast-forward through parts of your life? A: 54% say No.

  • Photosynthesis

    Q: Would you trade eating for photosynthesis? A: 69% say No.

  • MM: Celebrity Sumo

    MM: Celebrity Sumo

    Q: What do college basketball players and historical figures have in common? A: Both are best evaluated by using a single-elimination bracket!

  • Key Lime Kit Kat

    Q: Is the Key Lime Pie Kit Kat a food crime? A: 62% say Yes.

  • Gym Etiquette pt. I

    Q: Is talking on the phone during your workout acceptable behavior? A: 92% say Not Acceptable.

  • Lunch or Dinner

    Q: Which is more elite- going out to Lunch or Dinner? A: 70% say Lunch

  • Bone Broth

    Q: How would you judge a person drinking a quart of bone broth at the gym: Savvy and Smart or Weird Dude with Bad Breath? A: 60% say Weird dude with Bad Breath

  • Beach, Be Cool

    Q: Beach or Beachside Pool? A: 53% say Beach

  • UV Index

    Q: What is the preferable UV index for a Beach Day: Over or Under 10? A: 52% say Under 10

  • Farmers Market Fit

    Q: What shoes best fit the aesthetic of a Beachside Farmers Market? A: 79% choose Retro Nikes over Chanel Espadrilles

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